whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

(via date)


detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

(via laurenw1025)


egberts:

grovyle:

im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor

it’s a simile

(via brendeezybakeoven)


aloneforgood:

selfies

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(Source: swamped, via satanswatchman)


witchwrath:

I feel like everyone thinks I’m joking when I say that this show triggered my mental breakdown the summer of 09.

jpgay:

even the straight boys on tumblr are gay

(via fake-mermaid)


hoodjab:

A Greek doctor has photographed an extremely rare moment during a birth, showing a baby still encased inside the amniotic sac after it has been removed from the mother’s body.
hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via sorry)